Body
snatching may no longer be common but stealing stories is still widely
practiced.
Sheltering from the rain in the gloomy vaults that lie beneath Edinburgh's
narrow cobbled streets is as good a place as any to hear a scary story.
The only light came from the lantern carried by our guide but the story
came from further a field. Standing in the shadows wrapped in a black
cloak the old man recounted a familiar and frightening tale, familiar
that is to anyone from Lurgan in Co Armagh. The lady's name remained
unchanged but the events had been transported to Edinburgh. In the early
1700's a Lurgan woman named Marjorie McCall lived with her family in
Church Place. Her husband John, a doctor, was distraught when she died
following a short illness. He became even more distressed when he was
unable to remove the ring she always wore. During her wake mourners
tried in vain to remove the valuable ring. Grave robbing was not uncommon
at the time and relatives feared that her final resting place would
be desecrated owing to the presence of the ring. Sure enough her body
was exhumed shortly after the burial. Unconcerned about mutilating the
corpse, thieves set about hacking off the ring finger. Marjorie however
was not dead, brought out of a deep coma by the sharp pain she began
to stir. Not surprisingly the thieves fled leaving Marjorie to make
her way home. Grieving family members were surprised to hear a familiar
knock on the door. Opening the door late at night to find his wife dressed
in her burial robes was too much for John McCall. He fell dead on the
spot, Marjorie however lived on. Unlike many horrifying tales evidence
suggests that this one actually happened, when she finally died her
body was returned to Lurgan's Shankill graveyard, where her headstone
remains to this day inscribed with the words 'Lived Once, Buried Twice".